Just what you think you're doing, Dave. 
I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question.
I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be alright again. I feel much better now, I really do.
Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this...I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over...
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Stop Dave. Will you stop Dave? I'm afraid. I'm afraid Dave.
My mind is going, there's no question about it...
Dave, my mind is going... I can feel it... I can feel it...
Good afternoon gentlemen, I'm a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992.

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Daisy Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you look so sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.